Another “dog” cousin with the same personality

Yosh! guys…remember Linda? our friend from college who has gone to Singapore to get a job after graduation. Apparently her story did not end with the sentence “she got a job and live happily ever after”. So, reality bites.

And also, remember the guy from Medan? our fuckin’ dickward senior who we might be familiar with the nickname “Mr. Inu” who linda stuck with while in Singapore. Well, this asshole’s cousin apparently is an asshole. Guess what they say is pretty true “Apples don’t fall far from the trees”. Yeah well, dogs will also have dog cousin. Let’s call this Mr. Inu’s cousin er…Mr. No Ball ( No LP)

So, the story goes like this:

Mr. No Ball come to visit Mr. Inu tonight, and I don’t know why Linda still stuck in that dog house while the last time I ask, she already moved in with a stewardess. So, Mr. No Ball apparently has a microphone stuck in his throat and talks pretty loud and big (yeah, he’s afraid that the whole world don’t know that he exist because he’s so damn short). He asked Mr. Inu whether he already got a job or not. Fortunately, the god still exist, Mr. Inu still jobless ( Like I told you,Pet wonderland would love to have a show dog who could talk! get a job there!). And then, Mr. No Ball started to ask about Linda while she was just outside ironing her clothes. He ask Mr. Inu, “ What about her?” while pointing out at Linda (dude, where is your manner? I bet your ass that you fail your moral lesson so bad that the teacher has to find another definition for the word “Immoral”).

“She got a job already in ****, and her S pass also has been issued”, replied Mr. Inu.

And then Mr. No Ball murmured something that is not a human language but sounds underestimating Linda.

And then he added,” what’s her job?”

Mr. Inu paused for a while, and then said “ admin”.

And then the dog talk begins…Mr. No Ball bark something about,” what? admin? nowadays still have people want to hire admin?”.

Clearly this guys have been living in a bubble. One big “Pedigree” bubble.

I really pity Linda for have to stuck with these dogs. But then, Linda adores dog. I think she would have to endure a bit.

 

Cheer up,

 

Jensen

 

P.S. Been a while…insulting never been this good and natural.